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75 Bird Riddles Jokes and Brain Teasers with Answers.
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75+ Bird Riddles Jokes and Brain Teasers with Answers.
Funny bird riddles from the original Riddles website.
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1.
Riddle: There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens.
How many didn't?
Answer: 10.
Listen closely: 30 cows and twenty-eight chickens.
Say EIGHT and ATE.
They sound the same.
Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens.
30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens.
2.
Riddle: It has a long neck, a name of a bird, feeds on ships cargo, and is not alive.
What is it?
Answer: A crane.
3.
Riddle: Which bird does not belong in this group?
Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?
Answer: The Ostrich.
It's the only bird that doesn't fly.
4.
Riddle: There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?
Answer: Just four, in a square formation.
5.
Riddle: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer: To prove he wasn't chicken.
6.
Riddle: If a chicken says, All chickens are liars".
Is the chicken telling the truth?
Answer: Answer: Chickens cannot talk.
7.
Riddle: I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky.
I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry.
What am I?
Answer: A shadow.
8.
Riddle: Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Answer: He was out-standing in his field!
9.
Riddle: What bird is always out of breath?
Answer: A puffin.
10.
Riddle: If it takes 5 microwaves and 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens?
Answer: 5 minutes.
We can assume that one chicken is placed in each microwave and that each chicken takes 5 minutes to cook.
11.
Riddle: I'm like a doll, But I'm not for playing, I stand up straight, but if windy I may be laying, I'm well-known and famous for having no brain, I work outside both day and night in sunshine or in rain.
What am I?
Answer: A Scarecrow.
12.
Riddle: What was never scared but became petrified, can't make a bird but can make a bat, can't live in a house but would die to have one.
What is it?
Answer: A tree.
13.
Riddle: Why do chickens lay eggs?
Answer: Because if they drop them, they will break.
14.
Riddle: What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Answer: Chicago.
The first three words out of seven of chicken is CHI, the first two words out of 3 of cat is CA, and the first two words out of goat is GO.
Therefore making, (CHI)(CA)(GO).
15.
Riddle: If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?
Answer: None.
The rest of the crows flew away when they heard the gunshot.
16.
Riddle: Forward and forward I go, never looking back.
My limit no one knows, more of me do they lack.
Like a river, I do flow, and as an eagle, I fly.
Now can you guess, what am I?
Answer: Time.
I am time!
17.
Riddle: Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg.
Why not?
Answer: Penguins only live in Antarctica.
18.
Riddle: If there is a Yellow house on Bluebird Lane, a Green house on Orange Street, a Pink house on Kitten Road, a Black house on Whitehorse Pike and a Purple house on Firebird hill, where is the White house?
Answer: Washington, D.C.
19.
Riddle: What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
Answer: A swallow.
20.
Riddle: There are ten birds sitting on a fence.
You shoot one.
How many are left?
Answer: None are left.
All the others are scared away because of the gunshot.
21.
Riddle: What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
Answer: Roost beef.
22.
Riddle: What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
Answer: A chicken that plucks itself.
23.
Riddle: What do you call a sticky crow?
Answer: Vel-Crow (Velcro).
24.
Riddle: Inside napper, bird chaser, quick stoker, small animal killer, fish eater.
What is it?
Answer: A cat.
25.
Riddle: What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?
Answer: Fried Chicken.
26.
Riddle: Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer: In a snow bank!
27.
Riddle: What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
Answer: It quacked up.
28.
Riddle: What do you call a crate of ducks?
Answer: A box of quakers!
29.
Riddle: How does a penguin build houses?
Answer: Igloos it together.
30.
Riddle: White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand.
What is it?
Answer: A snowflake!
314.
Riddle: Why did the chicken cross the road twice, and jump in the mud?
Answer: He was a dirty double-crosser.
32.
Riddle: What do you call a tavern of blackbirds?
Answer: A crowbar.
33.
Riddle: 1.
Where do fish go on vacation?
2.
Where do songbirds go on vacation?
3.
Where do zombies go on vacation?
4.
Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation?
5.
Where do geometry teachers go on vacation?
6.
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